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But now I going to have to fire you because you're gay. But now I think I love you. And that was it! I just didn't realize what kind. I'd been meaning to give you raise... smiled and said, , however put these fears to rest when he emotionally. my boss, the consequences could affect me in more ways than just would react badly to our lovemaking. With him being that Now that the passion had started to subside, I began to worry dick. sucks and laps of my tongue, I cleaned the remaining cum from his I felt his cock going limp inside my mouth; and with a few final . time to see the first shot hit With a muffled groan, I released my load. I opened my eyes in tighten. I tried to fight cuming but, I felt my own leaked from the corners of my mouth. like cream filling between two Oreo cookies. like the cream filling of a twinkie. blinding and gagging me. filling me up. my throat. Wave upon wave of the milky liquid coated my tongue, He retorted with a torrent of jism blasting into the furnace of awaited the inevitable rush of white cream I'd come to relish. and bring him to orgasm. I scarfed down his , in a half-assed attempt to on his Then I started using the into his Then I stuffed my entire to , and yanked his I then placed my entire hand into his , in the hope that this would up his I rammed a , knowing this would I stuck a couple more fingers in his in my mouth. hand. I shoved my thumb up to the hilt while engorging his cock was putty in my . Now for his prostate gland--his male Next, I fingered his man-hole, flicking the lips, feeling under concert. at a was screaming and hollering like a fifteen year old I don't think he'd ever been rimmed before because poor snatch. the . I shoved my probing tongue into exposing his with one hand and pulled up his sack, I scooped up his scared that the other employees would find out and want some also. scared that I'd come in his mouth. scared that I hadn't wiped very well. as well he should be. scared of my scared by what he wanted me to do He was scared--not scared of what I was making him do, but The look in his eye told me everything I wanted to know. started humping my hand. slowly awoke so suddenly that he almost stood up in bed. tried to punch me in the mouth. flopped over on his back. grunting like a sick rolled over on his back. moaning, cock. I gave it a squeeze to test its hardness; and then 's hard I had taken care of them, I could feel the flesh of against my hand. There were only two other buttons; and once dick I unbuttoned the second button, I could feel his waist band. I paused to feel the hair below his navel. As jeans, and I started unbuttoning them. First, the one on the my hand around his hard dick. His pajamas had buttons like 501 slightly, I slide my hand down between us until I could wrap my hand was resting on his cock. Moving my hip away from him 's leg until up against my thigh. I moved my arm up along pressing . I could also feel his breath on my was snuggled up against my cheek and I could feel his warm 's face arm across my chest as I lay there on my back. 's or two to remember. It took another second to notice I woke up later not sure where I was. It took a second light. After a few minutes I fell asleep. down past his chest. I climbed into bed and turned off the lying on his back with his arms out of the covers and the covers was already asleep. He was When I returned to the bed, to shit a to remove my buttplug. up my ass. to stick a in the Zoo. to jerk off like a to brush my teeth. responding again, so I jumped up and rushed into the bathroom beneath the loosely fitting clothing. My dick started . As he walked to the bed, I noticed his dick swaying returned wearing the bathroom. After a few minutes and took them into the and pulled out a pair of X-Ray glasses mud flaps leather chaps ear muffs pajama bottoms them off. He went over to one of the dresser drawers unbuttoned his jeans, unzipped the fly, and then peeled hard. jeans; but was afraid to take them off, because my dick had gotten reached for the fly of his jeans. I had stripped down to my The shoes and socks came off next. I was transfixed as , revealing a massive, He pulled off his as we undressed for bed. we stumbled up to our room. I watched , and We eventually decided we had had enough - and then a few too many. turned into a few The couple of in the hotel bar before it was time to go to bed. of We unpacked and then decided we had time for a couple 'ludes lines of coke blow jobs prostitutes drinks but all of the other rooms were reserved for the 'Gays Against God' convention. but the clerk didn't speak English. but the place was full because the Annual Warthog Festival. but the clerk just laughed at him and hung up. but the place was completely booked. called down to the front desk to change rooms; we noticed was the bed had stirrups and chains attached to the bedposts. we noticed was that the bed was a pallet of straw. we noticed was that it was the Bridal Suite. we noticed was that there was only one bed - and it was a round fur-covered waterbed with a mirror on the ceiling. we noticed was that there was only one king-sized bed. for him. When the bellhop showed us to our room, the first thing given up all fantasies about him shortly after I started working But because he's married to my mother, I'd But because he will only suck the dicks of his superiors, I'd But because he listens to Rush Limbaugh, I'd But because he carries a gun, I'd But because he's married with three kids, I'd and a huge pores, the body of yellow eyes, nose hair, and a lumpy ass. . crevices in his forehead, and tattoo of bloodshot eyes, bad breath, and a suspicious-looking lump in the seat of his pants. blue eyes, a great body, and an impressive bulge in the front of his pants. away from Social Security - but really a beautiful man: varicose veins, into his parole - and whatta hunk: thin hair with a cheap toupee, , younger than I - and very attractive: old - and very mature for his age: rosy cheeks, older than I - and very attractive: dark hair, a moustache, deep My boss is about twelve years assholes of the local Cub Scout troop. . my sexuality with a the sexual deviations of the local s. the mating rituals of the local any local gay bars I might find. ; and I doubted I would have the chance to explore my boss, The down side was, to save money, I would be sharing a room with there before, and I was looking forward to seeing the sights. to attend a seminar on 'Faggotry In the 90's' for my office. I had never been to compete in the Special Olympics for my company. I had never been to attend an Business Buggery seminar for my office. I had never been to attend a Homosexuality Workshop for my office. I had never been to attend a week long seminar for my office. I had never been . I was there in There I was - checking into a flophouse the Tiki Torch Hotel the Bates Motel the Hotel Scumbaggi the Roach Motel ! is only for a And they say the his friends beat the living shit out of me. my butt buddies were waiting for me. Were they going to be pissed off! all her male relatives were waiting for me with baseball bats. I was going to die. the vice squad were waiting for me. I was going to have to lie like a muthafucka to get out of this mess. my buddies were waiting for me. I would have quite a story to tell them. We straightened up and got off the ride. Her boyfriend and but then she arrested me for soliciting. but she was wearing a chastity belt. but hey, I eat with those hands! but then I realized she was a man. but I realized that we would soon be unloading. , wanting to return the favor, I reached for her Swallow next time, bitch! Bombs Away!!! Banzai!! What a sight! giving me a panorama of the whole park from overhead. cream. She threw open the car's door and spit the jism out into space, cum. I shot my load on the crowd below us by leaning out of the car, as our car was in freefall, squirt. Unfortunately, the jism smacked her in the drop my load. I shot it out the car's window as it was descending, blast off. While she swallowed my cum our car was descending, with increasing frequency. All too soon I was ready to 's head bobbed up and down on my I was delirious as motion, like a garbage disposal. motion, tying my dick in a square knot. motion, wiping away the week-old smegma. motion, sort of like an Amazing Mouli. motion, whipping around my cock-head. tongue. Then she swallowed me, her tongue engaging in a rotor First she lathed every inch of my shaft with her pointed little she said, while she tried to gargle my pud. she tried to say around a mouthful of dick. she exclaimed, before deepthroating my she yelled, before commencing to chew my pud like a wad of whale blubber. she moaned, before commencing her grade-A blowjob. I'm only doing this because I feel sorry for you. I like 'em big and stupid! What are you looking at, dicknose? Testing, testing. 1-2-3... Hey, is this thing on? Mmm, yummy, my organ between her pink glossed lips, sucking me like a out. I gasped when she took my pants, letting my Then she looked up at me with a devilish smile and unzipped With that she reached down to my growing bulge and stroked it. That sounds about right. When I replied about ten minutes, and she said, How long ago did you fart in here? What's the longest amount of time you've made love? How long before a ride makes you sick? About how long can you keep it up? she whispered. How long do you think this ride takes? arm around her and she snuggled next to me. Then she got out of her seat and sat next to me. I slid my I said that I didn't have one, and she couldn't believe it. your momma? You look like a momma's boy. You ever I gotta take a shit. Open your pocket. I have a gun. Give me your wallet. . Lemme see your dick. You're not bad looking for a You're cute. Where's your girlfriend? laughed and said, I'd ever seen. had the biggest looked a hell of whole lot like wasn't wearing any panties. was really a man in drag. had been watching me watching her. As the ride begun its slow circle, I looked back up I noticed she She sat on the edge of her seat, her ankles crossed beneath her. looked like a poster child for the terminally and cheap plastic dentures. had hair the color of shaped like a blonde with was a . of was bottle blonde with the was a blue-eyed blonde with an infectious laugh. she told me to 'shut the fuck up'. it became quite apparent that she regarded me as a subhuman. it became quite apparent that she was a man in drag. it became quite apparent that she was had the brain of a it became quite apparent to me that a spark of sensuality had been ignited. . We chatted amiably until which made her nauseous, so she decided to take a ride on the me. She said that her date wanted to ride the tilt-a-whirl, Up steeped a fetching young lady who took her seat across from I can't send you up alone in a crate like this! I guess a beautiful girl would probably be safe with a pansy like you. Hey meester, wanna date my seester? Don't beat off onto the upholstery, those cum stains are a bitch to remove. We have to have someone else in here, to balance the car. saw I was by myself, and said, the ride, as the attendant secured my oxygen mask. But he the ride, as the attendant handed me a barf bag. But he the ride, as the attendant offered me a blindfold and a last cigarette. But he the ride, as the attendant gave me the Last Rites. But he the ride, as the attendant was about to close the door. But he burn up upon re-entry of Earth's atmosphere. It looked like I would be alone on disintegrate as soon as the ride started. It looked like I would be alone on spin wildly until I blew chips everywhere. It looked like I'd be puking alone on carry me to my death. It looked like I would die alone on carry me around in a circle. It looked like I would be alone for I quickly found myself in the small basket-like car that would 's . named a the Wanka-Wheel. the bearded, fat lady. the roller coaster. was for kids, and ran off for one more ride on the . My pals said eager for the relaxing calm of the and hurtled through space by the various thrill rides, I was County Fair. After several hours of being shit-faced Yazoo County Fair. After several hours of being smashed, drop-kicked, Heritage USA. After several hours of being saved, redeemed, EuroDisney After several hours of being kicked, punched, a large theme park. After several hours of being spun, dropped, does it? But recently a few of my buddies and I spent the day at ? Doesn't sound possible, Ever get a blowjob on a Death Weasel Space Shuttle Teeter Totter Death Hammer Ferris Wheel Merry-Go-Round Barf-O-Wheel I can't wait. the next time he is ready. now says that she thinks she will try not count them. so many times I can not always in the mood. I have fucked twice. He is that it was great. Since then I have fucked her for what she did and told her As I laid there, I thanked inside me. He slipped out and shot some cum on my had more personality. Then I felt him just like dear old dad, but the and was more emotionally evolved than most of the men I've done. Then I felt him had better breath. Then I felt him but the like s I've screwed. I felt him sort of like some the and was fairly deep. I came again, and again. Then I felt him felt my wetness, nature took over. He fucked fast As soon as the and gently guided it toward my on his put her hand . His hairy body was resting on my stomach. His face was next to mine, I could feel his hot breath on my until the poor beast was right on top of me. and tried to ram them up the to stand on my head. . Then coaxed and placed them under my until it had crawled atop of me. and starting beating the on my placed them over my face. Then she tossed on top of me. and placed them under my ass. Then she guided . She grabbed a couple of small pillows She said that it was . unfastened me from the bed. Then she felt the out continued to eat me pressure and entry to do the job. As the There was no strong probing like a humans tongue, just enough The smell of my gash made him think it was roadkill and he tried to roll in it. and tried to bury it. for a mistook my This got him so excited that he started doing stupid pets tricks with my pussy. This made him start barking into my cunt. It felt really strange! This made him lick even faster. I could not believe the feeling. . I couldn't stand it and I came twice, right away. knew exactly what to do. He began to lick my by now. The nose and stuck it between my legs. I must have been twice as wet 's jumped up. She then took the She patted the bed and I shook my head yes. She asked how horny was I and I knew what she meant. , was followed by my SURPRISE. It was her get my SURPRISE. Again she left the room. When she returned she legs and tasted my juice hole and said that I was wet enough to treatment on my clit. I was begging to cum. She bent between my in and slowly pull it out, then repeat the stick the , but to no avail. She would then thrust my hips to meet the . I tried to long enough to make me not leave it on my made me so horny, but she would . The and began to work on my eagle. She then got out a She tied my wrists and ankles to the bed so that I was spread not hurt me... too much. make me scream until I throat was raw. make me cum until my eyes fell out of my head. not draw too much blood. not hurt me. I agreed. I would have to let her tie me to the bed. She said she would She came back with some nylon straps and said that if I wanted to cum . She then got up and left the room. wouldn't let me as I got to excited. I ate her and she came twice, yet she . She would stop , sticking in a finger then rubbing my and still is, so sweet tasting. As I ate her she played with my with me and moved her cunt to where I could eat her. She was, skin. She watched me as she got undressed. She got into the bed wild. It felt so good. No pubic hair, just skin, sensitive As I laid there, I began to rub my cunt, what a feeling. I went bed and play with my new cunt. by the hand and led me to the bedroom. She told me to lay on the have remove my pubic hair by waxing. After the bleeding stopped, she grabbed me have her rub warm Nair all over my pussy. After all my hair had fallen out, she grabbed me have her torch off my pussy hair. After the flames died down, she took me have her shave me with a dull butter knife. When she was done, she grabbed me have her shave me. When she was done she cleaned me off, grabbed me bathroom and she undressed me. What a great sensation it was to shave me like she did herself this morning. We went to the would first have to touch my own shaved cunt. She said she would I reached up to touch her but she stopped me. She said that I What I saw was a beautiful, clean shaven cunt. She told me to get on my knees and look between her legs. We dried off and went into my bedroom. She said that I had a great body and a nice pair of tits. Bet I can hold more grapefruit in my cunt than you can in yours. Sure everybody loves me for my mind, but nobody ever pays any attention to my tits. Fill me up with your hot Viking love! . Guess in which orifice I'm hiding a What do you think? body. I got out of the pool and posed. I said, felt, and never asked. Well I noticed her staring at my 38-26-36 . I didn't know how she women before, but never with in the pool, having a great time. Well, I have had sex with and started talking about sex. The next thing we knew, we were . After two bottles we got very tipsy things while drinking Well, that subject was dropped, we continued to talk about other without going to jail or being reported to the ASPCA. with mollusks and fungus. 's. s. with with animals. s doing it could do it, but I did want to read about other I told her that it made me very horny and that I didn't think I . that she would get horny enough to do it with the someone do that and get horny. She also said that she doubted She not get as turned on as I did, but said that she could watch came up. Since we were at my house, I got the magazine out and let her read it. and the subject Anyway, one day I was talking to my friend you, this probably sounds gross. However, this chick was turned on . Now to some of was eaten out and fucked by a that about this I was reading a story in braille 'The Limbaugh Letter' 'Comic Classics Illustrated' 'True Bible Stories' an adult magazine This is a true story that happened to me 6 months ago. and a me and three of my best friends. my shit-covered schlong. my not-quite-recovered cock. waited for I returned to the futon where her dripping, So after getting some photos of her So after calling up all my friends and bragging to them, So after wiping down my pecker with So after digging all the shit out of my foreskin, So after a quick and thorough shower, The next time you want to fuck an asshole, fuck And bring me the Preparation H! ! I feel like I shit a I feel just like I feel like something's undone. That's a relief. I thought you said you wanted to have 'Geek' sex. No blow job for you tonight! Okay, it's my turn. Bend over! So is that how you got AIDS? she said, Go wash off and fuck my pussy, she still kept trying to dial the number for the Women's Crisis Center. she lost control of her bowels all over the front of me. she lay there... steaming rising from her asshole. she just farted loudly. she pushed me away. I kissed her and thanked her for her special gift, but simonizing her poopchute. ripping her a new asshole. humiliating her completely. reaming her out. my own orgasm to my complete satisfaction. I considerately slipped out of her despite not having finished in your ass. having a prick the size of a being sodomized by a half dozen Turkish sailors. being buttfucked without even getting a kiss first. having a turgid crank up your ass. having something in your ass after you've orgasmed. I am a taxpayer, I knew the sudden discomfort of I am regularly buggered at leather bars, I knew the sudden discomfort of , I knew the sudden discomfort of I am a friend of I work for Kinko's copies, I knew the sudden discomfort of I have a little anal experience myself, I knew the sudden discomfort of gasped, grunted, and pushed me from on top of her. Since seemed to last for stroke after stroke until like water from a firehose. The rush of jism racing up my tube when I loosened my load like an autistic while I sprayed cum to the rhythm of like one of Jerry's Kids on bad acid. Saliva drooled from my mouth 's ears and tried not to laugh out loud when cum squirted out of when my cum blasted out of my cock and tried not to deafen I gripped the pillow with my teeth and jerked my neck back and forth from my crotch to my brain and back to my s hide their orgasms until their lovers are ready, my load bolted Amazing what a little dirty talk will do - from that special nowhere where good she yelled as she dug her nails into my back. Do not talk to the driver while the bus is motion! Thar She Blows! Attention KMart shoppers! Fuck you, I want a divorce! Uuhhhh! Come on you bastard! Fill my ass! try to punch me in the balls. and start tapdancing. try to dial 911. try to escape my clutches. lurch under me. She was close, tho. Too close to stop. I felt her stiffen and I yelled. Guess what, your pussy's tighter than your ass! I explained. No, baby, if I cum in your ass it could make a lawyer. I replied. Jesus, baby, don't you wipe? I grunted. Shaddup, bitch! I grunted. No, on that thing, will ya? Damn, put some she barked. Hurry up! I gotta shit! Hurry up and cum you selfish bastard! Aren't you done YET? she hissed. Are you close? whole. a that was trying to swallow I felt her ass open up like a searched for the grip on her own orgasm. I think I'm gonna become a lesbian. I feel just like one of the boys now. Man, I REALLY hope that Exlax I took doesn't kick in soon. she said as she Good thing you're a needle dick or this would really hurt. she said as she It's so weird, for World Federation Tag Team Title. my to retain so semblance of bowel control. desperately trying to expel my desperately trying chomp off my unit. to bring the cum from me. cock was enveloped in a firm net of gripping muscles that wrestled pressing on the full length of her labia. And all the while my , and her left hand played at the entrance of her rested against her firm buns. Her right hand furiously massaged full-length out of her ass before easing it back in until my It seemed like forever - my slow rocking pulling my cock almost keep from calling up Jimmy Swaggart and bragging. keep from weeping openly with joy. stay awake. keep from using my spurs. pull the reigns in on my orgasm. since I'd known this pleasure, I had to fight to . Realizing where I was and how long it had been her inches into grind against me as I worked the last of my illegal in 27 states. I could feel her hemorrhoids 's asshole. I could feel her rectal hairs much better than much cleaner. I could feel her buttcheeks it smelled better than her pussy too. I could feel her kidneys delightful in an entirely different way. I could feel her hips gripping all around my prick - so much tighter than pussy, and ever so slowly deeper. Such heaven! Like a warm, wet I could feel her ass muscles relaxing and opening for me. I eased I worked my cock back into its previous nest. It was so easy. and noticed her pussy was swollen and very my on I pulled back and poured the I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to get my diaphragm in THERE. Go ahead, fuck me up the ass. Everyone else does. While you're in there, check for polyps. Be careful. I've got diarrhea. What the fuck! Why not!. and said, apologize, she handed me a bottle of head was buried inside, and just as I was about to pull out and ! My cock slipped easily into her ass until the entire cock against her quickened. It wasn't long before I was pressing the tip of my touched her rosebud, her strokes on her time that my . I noticed that every to brush against the entrance to her I rubbed my cock against this soft crescent and expanded the stroke meet. lower to the wonderful curve where ass, crotch, and . But this time I let my aim wander and the entrance to her to tickle her lower labia kneeling and using my cock as a while I took up a position between her legs - I hummed I leaped between her legs - Like a spastic I pried her legs open and assumed my favorite position between her legs - - I assumed what has become my customary position on top of her I took up what has become my customary position between her legs - to remove her to start making shadow animals on the far wall. to scratch the rash on her pussy. . to her it just beginning to rev as her right hand slipped down her belly tongue in her kisses. I reached down to feel her muff and found responsive for her tired state, and teased me with a hint of body up next to mine. I turned and kissed her. She was oddly loves to snuggle and wasted no time in curling her small . she showed me her herpes was dormant, I gave into a quick she put some violence on me, I consented to having sex with her. she begged me for the better part of an hour, I lowered my self to having relations with her. she pulled a gun on me, I stripped and resolved to let her have her way with me. a couple more requests from her, I stripped and crawled in beside her. horny as usual and told her I'd keep her awake. After turning in. She invited me to bed and I politely declined: I was biological clock, I was just coming awake at 10 PM when she was and was intellectually exhausted. As suits my Go Dog, Go reading waxing her moustache and was emotionally drained. As suits my alphabetizing her match book collection and was exhausted. As suits my digging a shallow grave in the basement and was beat. As suits my rearranging her large library and was exhausted. As suits my had just finished The night started out strangely. and for a change, she was the one who took it up the ass! for only $100! despite her hemorrhoids. after only 30 minutes of begging. in what must be first time in five or six years. let me in the back door let me buttfuck her gave in to my fudge packer fantasies indulged my sick fetish for buggery treated me to the joys of anal sex told me to go fuck myself. So imagine my horror yesterday when been less than enthusiastic... especially ones who I stop on the street. So imagine my surprise last night when . So imagine my shock yesterday when called me a . So imagine my shock last Xmas when smacked me up along side the head with a been less than enthusiastic. So imagine my surprise last weekend when loves Greek and every woman who I've talked to about it has I've talked to about it hole for the other: nonetheless, every . Maybe we men have conditioned them too well to ignoring one as they can in the satin embrace of a can find just as much pleasure in the warm confines of a Christ, I love Greek! Women just don't seem to understand that a But it's not like my slaves are real people. So sue me! But it's for their own good. But there's always plenty more where these came from. That's what I want it to be. What I do to males may often be humiliating, illegal and dangerous. may seem a bit extreme. Forcing males to have sex with a What I do to my sex slaves may seem a bit extreme. s may seem brutal and degrading. What I do to these What I do to males may seem like cruel and unusual punishment. when it would spoil his appetite? when millions go to bed every night hungry? without a doctor's permission? for free? like that? lap up my own juice. Why should a slave enjoy my discharge . I catch all of my sauce as it flows freely. I with my first mouthful, I push his head away from my slit, replacing it tongue. I don't want him to get too much of it, so after his s onto his My slit really goes mushy as my cunt uncontrollable, embarrassing vaginal sound effects. autoerotic strangulation. orgasmic vaginal convulsions. full-blown psychosis. the world of orgasmic release. until he brings me over the line into swills out my slit . For five solid minutes, suck like he means it. He craves verbal abuse as if he's a lousy best to satisfy me. All the while I taunt him, telling him to 's tongue travels in a dozen directions as he does his crack that I have to give him oxygen afterwards. that my hard, erect clit almost puts his eye out. that his head gets stuck! that the guy's nose gets caught in my uterus. that the guy almost suffocates from lack of air. hard yank on his hair. Sometimes I push his face so hard into my I tell him to lick like he means it, as I reach up and give a as it penetrates my sex hole. His tongue feels like a pussylips and licks all over them before he enters my pushes his tongue against my needing to be soothed. desperately , my on fire. My cunt is like a gets to me, my pussy is almost By the time that until he brings an doctor's excuse. until Hell freezes over. until I sober up. for the rest of eternity. for the rest of the evening. I will yodel he will have to rim a he will have to watch Geraldo he will have to lick my snatch he will be denied my slit and other forms of sexual pleasures telling him that if he doesn't get to me within six minutes then five minutes to get to me. I further give him an ultimatum by . It usually takes him about It is a slow process for to sniff the pussy of a Sex Goddess. to dress up as to to watch football. to the pleasure. hard as possible. Men should suffer frustration before they get to keep his balance. I like to make it as difficult for can be awkward with his hands behind his back like that. It's wouldn't mind crawling to get his reward between my thighs. It Likely if I took up a position six miles down the road, dildo bondage, slave! It's time for I yell. Down on all fours and bark like a I command. Lick my sneakers you little I scream. ! Drop and give me twenty, you I command. Crawl over to your mistress, you puny slave, and nylons and take up a position clear across the room. cuff his ankles together as well. I strip down to my down his pants and . Then I put a rabid cuff his hands to his cuff his hands to his ears. Then I laser off his clothing and cuff his dong to his wrist. Then I burn his clothes off of him with a magnifying glass and cuff his balls to a bed post. Then I remove his clothing with a chainsaw and cuff his hands behind his back. Then I rip off his clothing and Once everything is very shiny, I take a pair of handcuffs and sucks my snatch until his nose bleeds. mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. gives my licks the grit off of my snow tires. cleans my toilet. scours another part of my anatomy. tongue in working order for when he catbox. It's better than using Sani-Flush and lets him get his leather couch that's covered in cat hair. It is sort of tongue purification ritual for him, to get his . It is a sort of tongue exercise for him, to get his . It is sort of tongue torture for him, to get his patent leather pumps. It is sort of a tongue exercise for him, to get his first thing that I do is make him lick my glossy black comes over to my house for a typical session, the When I bought him in a white slave market in Tangiers. I rarely have to beat him for a lousy performance. I had to chop the toes off of his left foot to keep him from running away. I keep him chained to my bed. He has a special place in my slave stable. like frog on a fly pie. like Bob Packwood on Spanish Fly. like a sex-crazed Welsh Terrier. like one of Jerry's Kids on an amphetamine binge. like a master's paintbrush. . He works his tongue is sexually adept at licking my that I have ever experienced before. Of my four slaves, the most ejaculate over six feet in distance. He has to give me sexually transmitted diseases unlike any recite all the state capitols while going down on me. He has to give me a muff job unlike anything tie his dick in a knot. He has to give me a cunt-lapping unlike anything do shadow animals with his cock. He has to go down on me unlike anything . He has to give me a tongue fuck unlike anything I won't keep a man in my slave stable unless he can make me . than a polish my . explore the cracks and crevices of my hindquarters. probe my dip deep for my buried cunt treasure. cannot. It is more flexible, more able to ordinary good for sucking a pussy! A man's tongue can do things that an I don't think that men are good for fucking a pussy. But they are she does not receive it, my puny slaves will feel my wrath. They know that their mistress craves satisfaction, and if on my pour Bowling For watch s. act like a bunch of brain damaged generally cater to my every whim, no matter how perverse. do everything that I command of them. play 'Spin The Bottle' and and lick my to get down on their hands and knees and to dress up like Girl Scouts and to come to me on their knees and a whole tent full of circus geeks at my command. They love an entire Cub Scout troop in my stable. They have sworn an oath George Bush and Dan Quayle in bondage right now. They are only too happy a motley crew of Mormon Missionaries right now. They do not dare to hesitate a stable of four male slaves right now. They are only too happy haven't had any trouble finding males to do my bidding. I've got for the opportunity to have them serve me as their mistress. I that I could live without them. But on the other hand, I live It's not that I hate men. On the contrary, I don't think . to recite the names of all 64 Crayola crayons while being fucked from behind by a to castrate 1000 Nubian slaves before the sun rises. s as possible. to pack my crack with as many s whimper and write bad checks. to make to make men my sex slaves. movement. But I do have one radical purpose in life, and that is 's bowel mean that I that I would hesitate to eat a mean that I subscribe to the beliefs of this mean that I am as clueless as the other women in the mean that I do not ever have to take a bowel mean that I am quite as radical as the other women in the . However this does not I was the first on my block to become a New Age does not . Being a I have always been a I am proud to be a Republican. Being a Republican does not I have always been a National Socialist. Being a Nazi does not I have always been into feminism. Being a feminist does not be surprised! can't eat all that cream alone; won't s and said I and besides, she is very experienced at will come with me, as she says a roommate must share and my friend it. Tomorrow while I give my first whacked off a bull elephant; but I gobbled up every bit of jerked off an entire Boy Scout troop; and I had been sprayed with all of dropped a bomb on a sperm bank; but I ate all of blown up the Elmer's Glue factory; but I licked up all of smeared white glue all over my chest and hand; but I loved right, I got a big cum bath. It looked like someone had ran down his shaft too, which covered my stroking hand and wrist. He was His pecker was like an Uzi on full-auto! I took a load right in the eye and some had Everything square inch of the room was covered in the sticky goo and some had We had to use a Cray mainframe to keep track of how many shots he had fired and huge gobs of it We counted the squirts to somewhere between 20 and 30 and several gallons We counted the squirts to be about 12 and a lot But since I'm a bulimic, I puked it right back up. Even though it looked like the stuff between two Oreos, it didn't tasted like it. 's cum at home. It tasted just our dog It tastes great but is less filling! It tasted funny but great too! letting most of it go into my mouth. I pumped hard covering my face and getting within an inch on my right tit; the next 2 hit my face and hair. After that the first stream hit my left tit on the end and the next few seeing the stream of white cum arching out toward me; I let I directed the first 2 or 3 shots to my tits, it was interesting first 6 or 8 squirts being long white streams of thick cum. His cock got very hard and began jerking with the grabbed my shoulders and cried out, Just then Is it supposed to be this soft? See if you can hit that fly on the wall, okay? Now let me get this straight, this thing shoots sperm also? your load on my , ! , shoot your load on my too if you like it. I said, girlfriends had said its exciting to watch and will make you I told him I never saw a man cum or a cock this big but my tend to yodel when I you need to hang on with both hands to keep it under control. who jerked me off. I permanently blinded the last OSHA requires that you wear safety goggles. if you aren't used to getting creamed on, beware. I have the new 'SuperSoaker' testicle implant and I have the gonads of a Federal aviation regulations that there be no smoking during my orgasm and I must warn you that my cum is extra chunky and I warn to you get ready as I squirt hard and said, hand and squeezing his balls with the other. I didn't stop I would be covered. I kept going now with one hands and shortly he announced his balls were tingling and if quite awhile before cumming. I started stroking with both that when he was really excited, like now he could leak for soon formed a light oil on my hand and his shaft. He said I saw pre-cum just running out of the end of his and jiggled when I moved or he played with them. ; my tits stood out firm cupped my breasts and took off my reached out and didn't leave much to his imagination. my tits were, my fainted when he saw how big and I then quickly took off my jacket and blouse, he almost would see if I kept stroking him much longer. and he said it was because he hadn't cum in 10 years and I and he said it was because his balls were transplanted elephant testicles and I and he said it was because he had the extra capacity jism reservoir implant and I and he said it was because he had artificial, steel testicles and I and he said it was because he had a very large load and I over my cupped hands and were very heavy. I asked him why spilled . His by panties were soaked with my own He let me examine it and I stroked it for a few minutes while was shaped exactly like a throbbed to the beat of covered with oozing sores. 's looked exactly like my Uncle swayed at the slightest movement. pulled them off; I nearly creamed because it was long and sticking up above the waist band by an inch or so and when he , the head was shorts didn't conceal much of his , I really got excited now because his removed his but he stopped me and away. I reached out to rub his hips moving close to my face with his crotch only inches shoes, socks, and shirt came off. He danced and swayed his strip for me realizing it was a new experience. First his Once in his bedroom he put on a soft lit lamp and did a slow in his pants. had a boner the size of a had a boner with a capital 'O'. had strapped on his penis extender. had over-inflated his penile implant. felt like I did - hot! became very aroused and I could see his big bulge showed he we did the usual stuff - enema bondage and nipple piercing - but soon we both we did the usual stuff - golden showers and bondage - but soon we both we did the usual stuff - dry humping, group masturbation - but soon we both we did the usual stuff - fisting, feltching - but soon we both we did the usual stuff, necking, kissing, but soon we both one evening and ended up at his apartment, We went to a Black Mass Mormon sock hop lynching human sacrifice dance shins. ears. knees. ankles. and the sack hung down several inches from his were His that had a large head and was inch cock named was 6 ft, brown hair, blue eyes, very athletic, and had a , who My first education was with a student teacher named 's. are bigger than have more silicon in them than an Intel factory. s! look like twin and are named come to a nice cone shape and jiggle. and my boobs The nipples are . long legs, brown eyes, a nice ass, and s just to make walking around money. I am pregnant and have take on packs of filthy swallow. I am just 18, 4'2, 240 lbs, spiked hair, and have have vaginas at all. I have a face like a s for money. I am underage and have jerk off be out with boys. I am just 18, 5'8, 108 lbs, dark hair, due to my parents very strong views that young girls shouldn't in high school. It was not because I wasn't attractive but life and had never lived with other people or had many dates During my first semester at college, I wasn't used to college not that I ever went to any classes while in college. . studying, dissertations, and jerking off bomb throwing, terrorism, and needle point. drinking anti-freeze and smoking loco weed. if you know what I mean. my educational activities were more than classroom lectures, at college. Let me tell you, that I'm no sexual novice now, as s have enjoyed sexual experiences while away from home most , and who like , although my friends call me who like and I'm a young Yo, my name is and I'm a young college student who like Hi, my name is into bed with us. Now, if only I can figure out some way to get She fucking better... I hope so, as I have better things to do than write these stupid letters. If we do, I'll be sure to get videos. If we do, I'll be sure to let Gallery know. try it again for me, and maybe even let me get in on the fun. told her how turned on I was. She has promised that she will about it, and experience that night, I later spoke to Although I said nothing to them about their lesbian Customs agents. their parole officer. their psycho-therapist. the IRS. their confused, as if they were about to hand a line of crap to apathetic, as if they were about to give a hand job to scared, as if they were Girl Scouts about to lose their virginity to s hiding something from shit-faced, as if they were nervous, as if they were little kids hiding something from impatiently rapped. Both girls came to the door smiling and the door. I could hear a rustling of clothes inside as I to come to side, where I usually knock, and yelled for the bed, I knew the show was basically over. I went around the After a few minutes of the girls hugging and caressing on lips. almost as much as with her 's pussy with her was doing I think she started grunting in rhythm to the bagpipe music screaming out of the ghetto blaster. pissing in midair. a long stream of fluid shot out of her pussy like a she was thrashing wildly and calling out the names of all the Seven Dwarfs. on speed. was snapping open and shut faster than a her , shining face. her hips were bucking wildly from side to side all over was obviously coming at the same time, since into a torrid, wrenching climax. others, teasing it rapidly sometimes, and then gently, tenderly, and easily at the royal treatment. Her tongue flicked across 's exposed, her slit, resting near the top to give her girlfriend's beaver, and then lick the entire length of pretty tongue do all the work. She would wedge it deeply into 's cunt while letting her would simply press her mouth to from side to side, and then up and down. At other times, she would move her entire head another's pussy. Sometimes 's slit. Both girls started lapping one directly over crimson, glistening lips, and her mouth was positioned moved around the bed until her bush was just over What I was impatiently waiting for was finally happening. dumping a load into my sneakers. boning a knothole in the side of the house. calling the cops. sodomising myself with a nearby jerking off on the side of her mother's house. , erect clits. It was all I could do to keep from pink slits and simultaneously rubbed and pinched their Their mouths sought each other, as their fingers reached out and shoved two fingers into stinkpot. up to the third knuckle in up to the elbow in the inner folds of 's Hottentot apron. 's piss flaps. . deep into the inner folds of buried her long, smooth fingers she was removing her own. 's panties off at the same time was busy working tops, sides, and bottom, finally settling on the puffed brown nipples. tit. She gingerly licked the not the nipples, but the whole - busy fingers were, and began licking and sucking orgasm was inevitable. She moved her head down to where her 's passion was rising, and an It was obvious that and webbed fingers. and big toe. and a and and forefinger. kneading the firm, wrinkled nipples between her thumb 's neck. Then she began squeezing of ecstasy, as her nose nuzzled into the nape nose hairs quivered wildly and she belched in snatch had black roots and her knees knocked in moustache glistened with wetness. Her buttcheeks slapped together in was twisting in nipple hairs became wet and matted on her chest. Her hair became wet and matted on her neck. Her head was twisting in 's blond inside, gently, up and down, in and out. in and out of her ears, swirling all around the outside and started sucking her earlobes and running her hot, wet tongue leaving a trail of hickies in her wake. Then she making wet fart sounds with her rubbery, mombo lips. Then she slobbering and drooling something fierce. Then she occasionally popping a zit with her teeth. Then she being careful not to neglect the tiniest spot. Then she , running it up and down the entire length of 's mouth, and gently began removed her long tongue from hands caressing and exploring every inch of their bodies. . They held each other tightly and warmly, their absolutely butt ass naked except for their panties and Both of them were shit faced, and were Both of them had a rose in their teeth, and were Both of them had shaved their heads, and were Both of them were doing the Watusi, and were Both of them had their blouses and jeans off, and were I'd want to video tape it. I'd feel better about having sex with men. I would call the cops. I wanted sloppy seconds. it would fulfill one of my biggest fantasies. again, I never told her that if she had sex with another girl, hadn't told me she liked women, but then encounter. had to be one of the main instigators of this erotic told me about her lesbian inclinations, I figured the booze had never half empty glasses on the night table. Since I could see a couple of wine bottles near the bed, and some were lying on the bed in a tender embrace. saw what was happening, I really regretted not having my video camera with me. saw what was going down, I almost fainted! looked in, I almost crapped a rag doll! ! looked in, I almost shit a looked in, I couldn't believe my eyes! small space between the carelessly closed curtains. When I 's window, I peered in through a the back. When I got to their pictures had been turning up on milk cartons for months, so I ran around to I'd run them off the road on my way from work, so I crawled around to I'd turned them into the DEA earlier in the day, so I went around to I'd killed and buried them in the garden last week, so I crept around to their car wasn't parked in the driveway, so I went around to in the back. I knew her parents weren't home, because whore house, I heard bagpipe music coming from the master bedroom the trailer house, I heard ghastly squealing coming from the closet the hovel, I heard barnyard sounds coming from the dog kennel the shack, I heard moaning coming from one of the sex rooms the house, I heard loud music coming from one of the bedrooms as their personal savior. As I approached they accepted s a few years ago. As I approached they started torching As I approached Dykes On Bikes. they starred in a porno flick called they escaped from reform school a few years ago. As I approached they graduated high school a few years ago. As I approached have been the best of friends since and all, since car parked outside. This didn't seem out of the ordinary at 's 's house, I noticed her friend When I got to about 20 minutes from the store where I work. only lives work. I get off at around nine thirty, and wasn't expecting me, but I would often stop by her house after 's house last Thursday night at about 10 P.M. She drop by question my Judeo-Christian values. of a girlfriend. want to kill my totally impotent. I had decided to . into a I decided to completely change the way I thought about my girlfriend. Last week, I stumbled on something that made me But that's another story... she still won't swallow. I've even tried grabbing her ears but nothing works! my pecker hasn't fallen off yet. Not that we haven't tried. she still farts when she cums. Like the time at Nixon's funeral. plenty of times in deed. Like the motel room at the Holiday Inn. I've seen her quite a few times after that and Afterwards we just lay there, but soon the cold got to us and we put our clothes on and left. and permanently crossed my eyes. so hard that it pulled my balls right out the end of my dick! at least twelve or thirteen times. Cum gushed from her cunt like a river. all over the ground and she smacked me up along side the head. inside her and it seemed to last forever. I started moaning and she fucked wildly. I shot my load Soon I was breathing very fast and she knew I would climax soon. inside her again and this time she started to pump up and down. I didn't need to be told twice. I stuck my dick right up by mistake. I wouldn't worry, cause you've got it stuck in my don't worry about me getting pregnant. I put a couple of birth control pills up there this morning in me. I'm a transsexual. go ahead and put yer pecker back in me. I WANT to have your baby. inside me. of yours in me. I want you to you stick that something inside her that I could get at least $10 for at the local sperm bank. She gushed, my diseased scum into her. She moaned, , inside a woman, because I didn't want to be a closet hetro. She said, Asshole, inside her, because I did not want to be sapped of my essence. She said, Fuck, inside her, for fear of getting her pregnant. She said, She asked what was wrong and I said that I didn't want to About a minute later I stopped just before I was about to She fell on top of me but I didn't stop fucking, not yet. Oh shit! I forgot to take out my tampax! was mine. Then she shrieked, Kenneth, what is the frequency? was mine. Then she yelled, Fill me up with your little tiny babies! Oh Shit I...mmmm Starting to..to cum! was mine. Then she said, the Energizer Bunny. I figured that any loose change I found in her cunt Bob Packwood on a Girl Scout. Any hole of hers that I could shove my dick in I was competing in the Special Olympics. Her navel was filled with sweat as . Her asshole was clenched as fucking a mad and she loved it. Her breathing was getting very fast as . I was fucking her like cock went right into her her and with a carefully well practiced move I lunged forward and my getting pissed off. I wanted to stick my cock up in she slid up and started rubbing my cock with her pussy. I was in her mouth but She stopped too soon. I wanted to that Science has yet to understand. couldn't do. that even my pet that were illegal in 27 states. that even Mom couldn't duplicate. that my other girlfriends couldn't come close. no novice. Her tongue could do wonders with the tip of my prick . She was between my legs and started madly sucking my pussy juice off my face when she got up and planted her face just before she came and lay down next to her wiping the . I was in heaven. I finally stopped licking her and she begged me to stop, but I just kept right on sucking and friendly attention to it. Soon her breathing was getting heavy and I started paying some My tongue found her started licking madly. It tasted so good I never wanted to stop. like she had a serious feminine dysfunction. I held my breath and eased my tongue into what appeared to be something out of a gynecological textbook and s' I'd done in the past. I slid my tongue into her gash and better than most of the nookie box and like a wet dog. I shoved my tongue into her like a men's locker room. I planted my tongue in her snatch and fresh and alive. I buried my tongue in her cunt and . It smelled There I got a good wiff of her making my way down to her legs. I licked and kissed her thighs. bit her nipples. She was wriggling around. I then started and on down to her tits, where I licked, sucked and gently tongue searched the inside of her mouth. I then kissed her neck didn't care. I began to rub her tits and kissing her lips my then started to remove my clothes. WOW it was cold!!! But I partly due to the cold. I slid her jeans and panties off and Her nipples were rock-hard, partly because she was silicon-enhanced and were covered in goose bumps, partly because she was horny and Her Her nipples were stiff, partly because she was afraid and partly because she was drunk and Her nipples were Her nipples were hard partly because she was aroused and smacked me up along side the head. and was knocked senseless as her and jumped back as her unrestrained jugs rocketed away from her chest with a lethal force. tits spring loose. and watched her spilled forth. and marveled as her of hers. and got my first look at those I had a boner with a capital 'O.' I chopped her bra loose with a machete was nearly bent in half in my shorts. I shot the lock off her chastity belt my my buttchecks were slick with sweat. I ripped loose her I.V. and g-sting my cock tore a hole in my pants. I removed her my cock was wet with anticipation. I removed her shirt and I could barely contain myself and could tell that I was getting hot because I was starting to become aroused and This time I was so hot to trot that We resumed our little games only this time I was so horny down and started in again with a vengeance. down and got back to doin' the dirty. down and made ourselves comfy. down and got back to business. down and became very comfortable. hitchhiked up the road to a sewage lagoon; pitched the staggered into a nearby pig sty; threw the duck walked across the road to a drain ditch; put the crawled across the intersection to an alley; put the walked to the other side of the field; placed the with us and and the night was very cold. We brought the and we used the ejector seats to outside real fast. The wind was blowing and we were forced to tunnel our way out my vehicle. It was hailing outside and we decided it was time to abandon ship. It was snowing outside and we barely escaped with our lives. It was foggy outside and we decided to move outdoors. It was raining Since we'd both had chili and beer for lunch, the aroma inside my car would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon accidently impaled herself on the stick shift Soon the stench of unwashed bodies was too much to bear Soon the windows were all fogged up Soon the stick shift brake handle and steering wheel all got in the way and she yanked my jockey shorts up into my crack. in a strange, atonal manner. and she started humming out of the back seat. and she pulled a and she responded by putting her finger in my eye. and she responded by putting her hand on my already bulging pants. to adjust her horizontal hold. I began sniffing her armpits out of sheer stupidity. I started to squeeze a zit on her chest for luck. I started to pull her nipple hair with my teeth to get her attention. I started gently tweaking her nipple to make her nipple hard. I started gently pulling her nipple . I gave one of them a Dutch Rub her nipple clips and cupped her her Mormon underwear and snagged one of her boobs as they came floppin' out. I milked it her steel bra and fumbled ineptly with her left boob. I slobbered on it her handcuffs and latched onto her left tit. I twisted it her shirt and grasped her left tit. I rubbed it I decided to take her right now! I removed I was a virgin and I think she knew it. I tore off I was too sex-crazed to care and so was she. I ripped off I wanted to have her baby and she knew it. I chewed off I wanted her and I think she knew. My left hand eased up Sure we were lost, but I couldn't care less. I ran a red light, broad sided a VW and started kissing her right there in the intersection. I ran the car up on the sidewalk, and started to grope her. We ran off the road and I started to tongue her We found a place to park and I started kissing her madly. She directed me to the nearest leather bar. She give me such shitty directions that we ended up in Yellow Stone Park. She mimed the directions and we got lost and ended up in Utah. She drove the car and we ended up at Lovers Leap. . She gave me directions and we ended up at , I asked. Where to? I picked her up later that night and started driving. Lick my boots, you little worm. Ok, but this time wash first. Hotels, Motels, Honey I don't care! , she replied. Don't forget the clitoris like last time, dummy. Ok, I know a perfect place we could go. , I demanded. Open your mouth, I have to piss. Don't worry I'll pay for the abortion! Let's share bodily fluids! , I asked Why don't we get drunk and , I said. How about going for a ride later? an I.Q. of 63, and three million dollars. I wanted it badly. three ex-husbands and twelve children. I wanted her badly. . I wanted it badly. bloodshot eyes and a perfect genital warts and 37 tattoos. I wanted her badly. baby blue eyes and a perfect body. I wanted it badly. , had I found out that she believed in the Easter Bunny, wanted to I discovered that she was a hermaphodite who was into leather, had , 3'11 tall, green hair, I found out that she was a biker mama who loved anal sex, had , 5'6 tall, blonde hair, I found out that she was a The next day was Groundhog's Day and we time off for good behavior. The next day was Valentines Day and we had a Buggery 101 class in the morning. The next day was April Fool's Day and we had an Intermediate Bomb Building class in the morning. The next day Saturday and we had an Advanced Lego Engineer class in the morning. The next day was Saturday and we had class in the morning. She agreed and we went out to dinner and had a nice time. ? Can I buttfuck your you, you gotta buy me dinner. If you want me to Yo bitch, you my woman now! after class? How about a little Then I said, How about going to dinner after class? I then said, yelling for the cops. laughing so hard she pissed her pants. to do breast enlargement exercises. to try to scratch my eyes out, so I decked her. blushing and so was I. Feels just like a rosin bag. Blessed are the hooters! breasts and I said, Hey, are these saline or silicon implants? ! and I said, She started to Nothing wrong there. tits and I said, . I started to massage her The Scriptures are clear on how to deal with Suddenly I had Vietnam war flashback and thought they might be boobytrapped. I called in an airstrike on her and I started to grope her This was my first time with a I hadn't ever gotten to second base before and was scared. I started to knead her They were all right I'll tell you. I started to feel her and I'll cut yer nuts off! it's the only way to see if they are real. and be healed! everyone else does. it's the only way to see if they are all right. Lay thy hands on my fleshy jugs, I was drooling and she said, Stick you head between my tits, I was afraid and she said, Go ahead and check for lumps, I was weeping and she said, Squeeze my tits, I was getting hard and she said, Go ahead touch them, I was staring and she said, where I could easily see the Kleenex that she'd stuffed her bra with. She saw that where I could clearly see the Mark of Satan on her nipples. She realized that where I could see her nipples bouncing up and down. She saw that where I noticed her nipples were bigger than my dick. She noticed that where I noticed her nipples were getting hard. She noticed that I was holding and was staring at her shirt , I dropped the , using my X-Ray vision I could see inside her shirt , and I started weeping openly as I worshipped her chest , my mouth dropped open and I was openly staring at her tube top , I paused and was staring at her shirt had her and when I had to shave her armpits, I almost fainted. She her and when I had to pierce her navel, I started to sweat. She I started to tremble. She her and when I had to check her her and when I had to adjust her nipples I started to hyperventilate. She her and when I had to check her ribs I started to sweat. She comments. I decided to cop a feel off of Bite me, hard smalltalk. I decided to do an autopsy on How'z it hanging? comments. I started a prostate cancer check on Fuck you! smalltalk. I started to make my first incision on Screw your momma stuff. Well I started to do my assessment on Hi, hello the usual for a partner. We didn't talk much, just stuck with this . We didn't talk much, just stuck with this girl During the genital piercing seminar I was When it came time for the laboratory experiments with fungus, I was One day we were practicing human sacrifices and I was and I was Well, one day we were learning how to pull teeth with a One day we were practicing patient examinations and I was wanted her down on all fours, barking like a decided to shit in her lunch box. noticed right away that she looked just like with a wanted to violate her didn't want anything to do with her. At first I thought she was and I At first I thought she was a At first I thought she was one of those weirdo types and I At first I thought she was one of those religious types and I At first I thought she was one of those stuck up types and I , I performed unnatural acts with a Zucchini Festival near named , I started fucking a Boy Scout Jamboree on the outskirts of known only as , I became involved with a Summer Church Camp in and Fire Academy in Mahwah, I met a girl. Her name was . . Her name was , I met a and Wife Beating School in Last Halloween, when I was undergoing Sensitivity Training at the Sadists Once upon a time, when I was learning firewalking at the Aryan Nations Back when I still had my innocence, when I was going thru my Toilet Training at the KGB Many moons ago, when I was going thru my Holistic Torture Training at the Gestapo In September, when I was going thru my EMT course at the Police Only now, after years of men's groups, am I able to come forth an tell this story... Stop me if you've heard this one before... After years of hypnotherapy, I have finally learned the truth about this ugly rash on my penis... This story is based on actual incidents. The names have been changed to protect the innocent... I have an interesting story... next door and his cunt-lapping mind that she ran off with the - except ever plan on having sex with another cut off my schlong with a dull butter knife. mind that ever plan on having sex with another woman - except My wife still loves me very much - I have the scars to prove it - and I don't , and I don't Oh, I still love my wife, even if she's a ! There's only one woman in my life -- my primary wife -- and I don't Oh, I still only love one woman -- mommy -- and I don't Oh, I still only love one woman -- my wife -- and I don't skipped town with our credit cards the next day, but she said she'd return. the next day and took her away. The mental hospital caught up with O.D.'ed the next day, but she swore to return from grave. was arrested the next day, and she swore revenge on us for squealing. left the next day, but she promised to return in the summer for two weeks. of silicon breast implants, tummy tucks, and thigh reductions. of stretch-marks, sagging breasts, distended rectums, and surgery scars. of nubile, teenage bodies. of obscenely bloated bodies. of thrashing bodies. dog pile rest of the century fisting, feltching and fucking in a rest of Spring Break reading the Gospel aloud in a rest of weekend re-enacting the good scenes from 'Caligula' in a tangle rest of the week bitching, pissing and moaning in a rest of the night fucking, sucking and licking in an incredible tangle -style. I put on a snorkel and we spent the snatch, , family-style. I piled on and we spent the -style. I ran from the room and they spent the , 69-style. I hopped on top of them and we spent the each other's each other's muff, 69-style. I was invited to join in, and we spent the as they started exploring I stood there like in my hand, as they closed in on I stood there with my , my pecker, as they started in on It was all I could do to keep my hands off of as they wallowed on the bed and went after I stood there like a I stood there like an idiot as they stretched out on the bed and dove at Having seen several thousand porno flicks, I sort of knew what was going to happen. each other. I couldn't believe it when they started to started trading tongues. Then, much to my surprise, she and began dry-humping each other. Then, to my shock and dismay, she and began to kiss and fondle each other. Then, to my surprise and delight, she and 's grin on her face, she hopped into bed. With an With cum still dribbling out of her snatch, she slithered into bed next to She made an obscene gesture in my general direction and hopped into bed next to 's legs. She pushed me out the way and dove head-first between . She passed by me and climbed right into bed beside had at least a dozen hotdogs in her mouth. had shaved a 'Hello Kitty' into her pubic hair. 's name across her tits. was wearing a spiked dog collar and had tattooed started growling. Still bloody from our encounter, smiled. Still naked from our encounter, lurched into the room, stoned out of her mind on bad acid and in the other. came reeling in, a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a the door opened behind me and 's pubic hair. came scuttling out from under the bed, her mouth full of came crawling up out of the basement. a trap door opened in the floor and came in. the door opened behind me and Instead, she was happier than a pig in shit. I found out why when up in the air and started mooing. Suddenly Instead, she stuck her . I found out why when Instead, she started rubbing her crotch with a Instead, she seemed excited and flatulent as hell. Suddenly Instead, she seemed relieved-and very turned-on. I found out why when wasn't going to castrate me! off my dick. I wiped the wasn't pissed. I had expected to have been killed immediately, but instead wasn't going to kill me! I started laughing so hard that I pissed myself! wasn't shitting me! ! wasn't mad at all about my infidelity. I couldn't believe my ears! You must have been in the slow class as a child. that hadn't slipped it to her. You were the last person in I thought I was going to have to come show you how. I've been doing her for years! 's last night here. After all, this is her? Dumbshit! Why'd you wait so long to her that I thought you'd become a You took so long to It's about time you got to Did you finally get around to humping that little slut? I was hoping the two of you would finally connect. grabbed my swollen testicles. As I slipped into bed, was awake. I tried to sneak back into bed, but was jerking off in bed. was sitting up in bed... with an Uzi. As I staggered back into the bedroom, was sitting up in bed ... smiling. When I got back, before going back to bed. I had to put ice on my I continued whacking off for three or fours hours before going back to bed. I gave myself a quick check for prostate cancer and hopped off to bed. I wiped my dick off with Drano before going back to bed. I sat and thought for a moment before going back to bed. in the kitchen sink, she hid in the hall closet. Then, after douching with Then, after stamping down hard on my instep, she barricaded herself in her room. Then she crawled away into the darkness, leaving a slimy snail trail of cum. Then, after calling the cops, she went back to her room and locked the door. Then, without a word, she went back to her room and closed the door. regained her senses. when I was just about to suggest we do a little broke free of my embrace. After I creamed on the ceiling, began laughing so hard that I fell out. We'd been fucking for at least 8 or 9 seconds, when wiped the cum out of her hair. After the screaming stopped, got up and kissed me tenderly. When we were through, inner child. ears. puckered asshole. entire body. as cum the consistency of Skippy Extra Chunky oozed from my to engulf my and used her as she grabbed my as my orgasm backfired into my prostate, and I lost control of my as my infected jism squirted into her in a mind numbing spasm that shook my as my thick load of cum shot into her in jolting spasms that shook my suddenly retracted up to my My K-Mart penile implant imploded to stay awake were a I pretended that her to keep from laughing aloud to keep from screaming aloud I buried my face in her pounded a disco beat on her My Suddenly our pubic hair became tangled, and a large patch of mine was ripped loose. kept making, but I tried. It was tough ignore the disgusting noises her from falling out of her I was having a real problem keeping my home until I couldn't hold it any longer. Faster and harder I drove my whistled a Slim Whitman tune. her, while to spasmodically ! started to look like hallucinating like a sonofabitch, because begged for mercy. while thrusting away like a crazed to fart to the beat of pumping her faster and faster as she ran her red nails down my back. 's mouth, and I began Her pussy felt like the inside of a as I frantically Seized by a spasm of vaginitis, her snatch put a headlock on my 's asshole, and I began Her pussy was distended like on shore leave, and I started Her pussy was hotter than a , and I built up speed, Her pussy walls grabbed hold of my I was so limp after that that it took about an hour to cram my Even though I find hetro sex disgusting, I shoved my with my I tried in vain to stop the gush of noxious love liquid by plugging her I decided to quit foolin' around and rammed my into her I leaned over her and slipped my . as she cried out, as she lost control of her bladder. all over the place. as she began to as she shot her wad in my face and all over the kitchen wall. as she climaxed. like a virgin... for the very first time. Then a used condom fell out of her snatch meat. I damn near drowned in the gush pussy juice like raw 's cunt drippings like twinkies. I gargled 's love juices like pig shit. I spit out every drop of 's dripping cum like salsa. I sucked every drop of tasted 's played her pussy like an accordion. 's gash smelled eating a ate her pussy like a 's pussy juice was brought cunnilingus to a new low. 's cunt tasted hole. struggled in and out of her , 's juices were hot and plunged in and out of her slit. like Benji on crack, and bounced up and down as I I lapped her , and damn near went in convulsions as I I put my entire head into her I got her pubic hair caught in my teeth, and she moaned loudly as I , and she barked like a dog as I I fell head-first into her , and she squealed as I My tongue moved crazily over her stuck in her butt. got a coffee table. Things almost came to a halt when sidewalk. I held my nose and stuck my face in her top of the refrigerator. I took her entire pudenda into my mouth. top of the stove. She grabbed my ears and pulled me screaming face-first into her counter-top. She parted her legs wide, and I dove into her Just to be kinky we decided to do it on the Since it has a 'No Stick Surface' I decided we should fuck on the She became excited and started tapdancing on the She became hysterical as I bent her over the She smiled and nodded, and I lifted her, setting her gently on the as your savior. until you repent your wicked ways and accept until you beg for mercy! until you shit your pants. until you vote Republican! 'til you scream. Lets play at the top of your lungs I'm gonna make you scream I want to video tape you having sex with a with a I want to violate your your I want to Fifi, you are but putty in my hands. You must give yourself to Raoul. a I'm so horny I could 's dick, but this time I'll make an exception. Normally, I wouldn't fuck you with a I want to show you just how much I love you. , I want to eat your . She gagged on it a little, so I had to hold her by her ears. . The ripping and tearing caused by her braces only served to arouse me more. . Unfortunately, she also had a mouthful of Fritos. . She sucked me like she was one of Jerry's kids. . She sucked me slowly and rhythmically. my tutu. Laughing evilly she began to deepthroat my entire my jock strap. Next she proceeded to do her sword-swallowing act using my my chastity belt. Then, I swear to god, she tried to bite off my entire my Barney jammies. I screamed in terror as she chomped down hard on my my briefs. I closed my eyes as her soft mouth took in the length of my into I almost screamed when she dropped a live I forced her face first into my She bared her canine-like teeth and proceeded to chew off She dropped down on one knee and ripped off She slid down my body until she was on her knees and gently pulled down . It was the first time that I had ever seen a tit shaped like a like these! like myself could appreciate . Only a . I moaned as I chewed her nipples like Double Bubble. . . I started licking her like a rabid . I groaned as I sucked hungrily at succulent nipples. and grabbed I howled like a on I threw myself like a and threw myself on I forgot all about my love of I forgot all about sexually transmitted diseases and went crazy on and went crazy on I forgot all about , my asked to meet and I lost all touch with reality. began yodeling from behind her back. eyes gleamed evilly as she produced a broke wind loudly and came over to me. just smiled and came over to me. shoved down the front of my pants. , was I embarrassed to be caught there with a smile. I gave her my best standing there with my dick in my hand. I must have looked like a real in my hand. standing there with a I must have looked like a I must have looked pretty stupid standing there with my mouth open and a beer bottle in my hand. was there, breathing heavily and carrying a riding crop. I though I was having D.T.'s when I turned around and was there until she farted loudly. I didn't even know was there, an evil smirk on her face! When I finished blowing chips, was there, bare-ass nekkid! When I came to, was there, naked. When I turned around, chased with brake fluid. My eyes watered as I drank a concoction of I choked it down, alone in the darkness, wishing I had a can of Sterno. who walked by. I drank it in the kitchen, making obscene gestures at a I chugged it in the dark, whacking off into the kitchen sink. I stood drinking it in the dark, looking out the window above the sink. and went into the kitchen. I felt the blind urge to chug some I went into the kitchen to get shitfaced on I felt the need to go piss in sink and go out of bed. I rolled out of bed and went to the kitchen for a glass of I got up and went to the kitchen for a beer. did shadow animals on the bedroom wall. One night I was so horny, slept in the nude beside me. One night I was lonely, babbled in tongues beside me. One night I was so depressed, beat her meat beside me. One night I was so horny, while slept soundly beside me. One night I was so restless, while I spent the nights wrapped in wet sheets and doped to the gills on thorazine wetdreams about Frequently I would have I often had nightmares about Nights were a living hell. I found myself whacking off Nights were even worse. I found myself fantasizing about right out of the carton. yodeled and drank the asked if I wanted to feel her vaginal warts. smoked a huge Cuban cigar with her vagina. mime act! performed her made sure to sit with her legs spread wide enough for me to see she wasn't wearing any a ratty mink stole, and she always a diving suit, and whenever I was under the kitchen table, she always a jock strap and sunglasses, and whenever we were alone in the outhouse, she always only a necktie, and she always something seductive, and whenever we were alone in a room, she always She often came to breakfast covered in blood and shit, wearing Many times while I peered between her legs, she wore I often found her sleeping in my side of the bed, wearing When she came home from a night out at the gay bars she always was wearing She never failed to come out of her guest room in the morning wearing made me crazier than a shithouse I had a hard-on for three days because of tortured me constantly with her incredible body. was in heat. For three days I suffered, knowing that was always around. For three days I suffered, knowing that and tried to stick it up her again. demanded more money if I wanted to look at her and began to deepthroat it. tried to put my eye out with the and winked. took the When I regained consciousness, I hauled myself out from under the table. were barely awake. When I returned several hours later, booted me in the head and I flew out from under the table. were discussing nuclear psychics. When I came up for air, were both smiling. and When I climbed back up, hole. and her giving me a full view of her as a battering ram to really open up her legs, I then used the but I slipped $100 into her panties and she spread her legs really wide, but she must have know I was looking because she shone a spotlight on her crotch, I then used a hydraulic jack to force her legs open even wider, but she must have known I was looking because she spread her legs wider, amidst her black, coarse pubic hair, could barely see her damn near shit my pants! I buried my head between her legs. I ran out from under her skirt. I could have swore a was sickened by the aroma of her . I was surprised to find she had nothing on underneath her short Using a periscope I was able to look between began to flap her legs open and shut and I I pried open Using the 's legs. I sitting between I found the 's legs and , I took a quick peek between Once I found the Whimpering loudly, I slunk to the floor while they continued to stuff their faces. forced me under the dinner table. out of my mouth, and crawled under the table. I spat a bite of overcooked we use as a table. and dove under the I said, I said okay, and they continued talking as I climbed under the kitchen table. and get it for her. dropped her fork. Be a fork and get it. . Be a dropped her , called my name. my twisted obsessions, that I really didn't give a shit when snorting in Morse code. my sick masturbation fantasies, I barely noticed waving her arms and yelling. molesting my inner child, I hadn't noticed shouting in my ear. my lucid dreaming, I hadn't noticed calling my name. my daydream, I hadn't noticed . I was so disgusted by over a . I was so excited by 's up . I was so aroused by into a . I was so revolted by . I was so involved in into her compared tattoos, I imagined trying to stick my trying to shove its called 911, and I imagined a did interpretive dance, I tried to sneak my sticking its lit their farts, I imagined a reminisced, I closed my eyes and imagined what it would be like to ram my for dinner. As she and We drank straight shots of During supper I barely noticed that I was eating a . As she and While we ate, I fantasized about her I could barely choke down my food after looking at her. As she and All through dinner, I couldn't take my eyes off of her. As she and began to twitch. I tried to hide my excitement but my I noticed she looked exactly like Then she tried to squat on a She began to blow saliva bubbles and hum She looked directly into my eyes and teasingly licked her lips. as if I'd just drank a gallon of swell to 100 times its regular size. my voice. in my like singing like puking my guts out. a jolting surge of electricity as she gave it a subtle squeeze. applied jumper cables to my nipples, and I felt bit my hand and I felt smacked me up along side the head and I felt and I felt grabbed my gently took my hand, and I felt introduced us and then ran into the bedroom to masturbate like a chimp, introduced us and then crawled howling under the front porch, introduced us and went out to slop the hogs, introduced us and made a run to the 7-11 for brewski, introduced us and went into the kitchen for snacks, , but she had a lot of money. through a garden hose. , and she could suck a , and she had the worst case of clap in medical history. , but she had some really great biker tattoos. I'd ever laid eyes on. high and firm, and she had the longest had a serious feminine hygiene problem. And tits that were . Her ears were had skin the color of needed to douche real bad. Her was short and fat, of Eskimo extraction. Her tits were was tall and dark, of Spanish blood. Her tits were called her. She had a face like a constipated called her. I'd seen her mammograms, and I was excited. called her. I wanted to eat her . called her. I'd seen videos of her, and she was definitely called her. I'd seen photos of her, and she was definitely hot. I was really nervous about meeting This was the first time I'd ever met , as This was the first time I'd ever met before her sex change. had lived with had both been hookers together. 's best friend in the Army. was prison. had shared a cell in the University. at had shared a room with looked us up. - until an old lesbo buddy, - until her old roomie showed up with a jug of crawled buck naked through the doggy door. - until the day suit. showed up in a - until - until her old roomie came to a was a lot like trying to Doing before I'd It usually took a shot of Only once, while drunk, did I cheat with a Because I have no taste I usually only I have always been faithful, desiring only , I rarely leave the house. Because I'm a Since the time I was caught at a gay bar, I stay around the house. Ever since my power sander accident I don't cheat much. , I never miss the meat markets. Having the sex drive of Being a one-woman sort of guy, I never miss the variety of the singles scene. represent the cutting edge of cosmetic surgery. a hard-on. wouldn't give a have cured me of homosexual impulses. never fail to turn my stomach. never fail to turn me on. and Her Her skimpy halter tops and and they just like She has which s just like She has two Her long, blond hair, ocean-blue eyes and lean, , in a Turkish brothel. I met my current ex-wife, My urge to kill has decreased dramatically since I started fucking My life has been a living hell since I married I've been shacked up for a week with my probation officer, . I've been married three years and I love my wife,